Barnyard Dog
| 5 Secs. | "There is but one course for me to follow..." | 56K |
| 4 Secs. | "Give Papa the pretty melon" | 47K |
| 2 Secs. | "A wiseguy, huh?" | 19K |
| 2 Secs. | "You stupid little idiot!" | 22K |
| 1 Secs. | "For me?" | 11K |
| 8 Secs. | "This clucks off her onion!" | 85K |
| 3 Secs. | "Gimme dat casaba you peabrain!!" | 37K |
| 2 Secs. | "Now what's this all about?!" | 20K |
| 4 Secs. | "Well with that puss..." | 45K |
| 1 Secs. | "Nice goin' buster." | 19K |
| 3 Secs. | "Here's a present for ya..." | 33K |
| 2 Secs. | "Toodle-oooo, mudda." | 26K |
| 11 Secs. | Running to the end of his rope | 118K |
| 4 Secs. | "Very funny, heh, heh, heh." | 42K |
| 5 Secs. | "Get out and stay out!!" | 60K |
| 3 Secs. | "How'd ya like to meet a real doll?" | 30K |
| 2 Secs. | "I'm gonna let you in on a little secret" | 27K |
| 3 Secs. | "Dat big fella would look real good" | 38K |
| 2 Secs. | "Now here's whatcha do." | 20K |
| 5 Secs. | "Dat schnook over there..." | 56K |
| 6 Secs. | "Then I pronounce you husband and uh, wife." | 62K |
| 3 Secs. | "Ugly, huh? Sounds like someone I know." | 38K |
| 1 Secs. | "Well, whadda ya doin here??" | 16K |