Angus McCrory
| 3 Secs. | "A hole in one! Yahoo!!" | 42K |
| 5 Secs. | "Playing bagpipes" | 64K |
| 3 Secs. | "Certain I'm a man...And what's wrong with that?" | 35K |
| 3 Secs. | "FORE!!! Fore? Three and 1/2." | 38K |
| 2 Secs. | "It's been in the family for years." | 28K |
| 5 Secs. | "Laughing" | 56K |
| 3 Secs. | "Make it one and that's my final offer." | 37K |
| 2 Secs. | "That was a dirty bit o' cheatin!" | 30K |
| 3 Secs. | "There are no LaBrea Tarpits in Scotland!!" | 37K |
| 3 Secs. | "Tis plain the weight of evidence is against me." | 42K |
| 2 Secs. | "Try and top that!" | 18K |
| 3 Secs. | "You've ruined my pipes!" | 37K |